tried to scare me away from the food bank. I stepped out of the bathroom stall, approached the sink, and something sprayed in my eyes. "AHH!" I jumped back in pain. There, mounted on the wall to my left, was the evil spraybot that would never give me a moment's rest.
The next time I entered the bathroom, it sprayed before the door had even swung shut behind me. Just to prove its superiority.
We stare each other down every time I enter. It's eye. My eye. It's eye. One day I will best you, Spray Bot. One day, you will spray your last.
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Ew, why did they put it at eye level? Does it give a nice smell?
It's actually above eye level. It beeps every 20 seconds or so (I assume to assess the air smell) and squirts perfumy spray when it deems necessary. I don't really have an opinion as to how nice it smells, it's more the concept that counts.
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